We're facebook friends in real life
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
