i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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