and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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