bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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