We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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