I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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