There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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