If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
