Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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