How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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