Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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