I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You're a disaster
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