he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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