Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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