bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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