I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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