Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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