...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!