Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.