I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wish I only lived at night.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor