You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on