How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.