bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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