But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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