Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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