I wish you could order shots online.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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