I'm eating all of the evidence.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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