But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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