Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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