That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ladies don't puke and tell
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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