last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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