When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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