sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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