Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
did you just send me my own nude
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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