Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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