Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize