ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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