Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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