Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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