i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"