Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.