Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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