Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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