Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Let's get the cat blown out
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Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Shame - the story of my life.
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