No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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