One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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