Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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