"it" just moved
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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