I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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