My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
home. puking in laundry basket.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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