Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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