so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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