This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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