I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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