party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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