I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.