plz talk dirty to me
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
