we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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