dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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